10 Things You Just Don’t Tell an LC-ite

1. “Why are you called ‘LC-ites’? Why not ‘Conventines’, or ‘Supposedly-Nun-Like’, or ‘Loretotes’, or ‘Loretites’, or ‘Loretights’, or ‘Lord! Tight!’ ?”

2. “Mount Hermon girls are waaayyyy classier and prettier.”

3. “Mount Hermon girls are waaayyyy…”

4. “Mount Hermon girls…”

5. “You’re not blue.
You’re not white.
And you sure as hell ain’t dynamite.
Cuz that’s a North Point war cry, woman!!”

6. “It’s not ‘gurr-dey-suh’. It’s ‘gardaichha’.”

7. “You’re hot/not hot.”

8. “So why do you hang out with her so often if you hate her so much?”

9. “Hello there. I’m Sherab.”

10. “Wha a beautiful daye. Puhfect foh a leisurely stroull along the breezy avenues of Jellapahar and puh-haps a haaht to haaht chat to gou with it. Wha say you? Fancy something such like?”

PS: If you know you’re the rare sexy LCite to whom none of these items apply, and who understands I’m only joking, why the fuck should you even be offended?

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