Isn’t It a Wonder…

1. that everybody inside a black driver’s cab is against racism? 2. that every few years, we rejoice over being given a chance to vote for a brand new dickhole to completely fuck us up? 3. that no woman is a feminist in the bedroom? 4. that no man is accused of being “like dogs” in [...]

10 Problems Only People Too-Damn-Hilarious Will Understand

1. Everytime you're in a group, and someone finishes a statement sentence, all eyes turn to you, twinkling with the expectation that you'll say something that will troll the former speaker. 2. And since you're always trolling speakers that precede you, people have started talking lesser and lesser around you... which means you always see [...]

10 Things You Just Don’t REFRAIN FROM Telling a Paulite

1. "No swimming pool? HAH !! You're OFFICIALLY underprivileged !!!" 2. "You guys wear woolen blazers with cardigans even during fuckin' SUMMER ?! HAH !! You're OFFICIALLY aliens !!!" 3. "Y'all homies can't handle bigger 'BALLS' must be why y'all play only your goddamn cricket." 4. "So what you're saying is, your only real uniqueness [...]

10 Things You Just Don’t Tell a Hermonite

1. "What holds on tight With all his might To past glory? A Hermonite!!" 2. "You come last in cricket. In football. In swimming. In fests. Even in academics... What's your secret?" 3. "No seriously. What's your secret? Are you guys like secretly keeping up your losing streak cuz you've figured that's the only record [...]

10 Things You Just Don’t Tell an LC-ite

1. "Why are you called 'LC-ites'? Why not 'Conventines', or 'Supposedly-Nun-Like', or 'Loretotes', or 'Loretites', or 'Loretights', or 'Lord! Tight!' ?" 2. "Mount Hermon girls are waaayyyy classier and prettier." 3. "Mount Hermon girls are waaayyyy..." 4. "Mount Hermon girls..." 5. "You're not blue. You're not white. And you sure as hell ain't dynamite. Cuz [...]