10 Things You Just Don’t Tell a Hermonite

1. "What holds on tight With all his might To past glory? A Hermonite!!" 2. "You come last in cricket. In football. In swimming. In fests. Even in academics... What's your secret?" 3. "No seriously. What's your secret? Are you guys like secretly keeping up your losing streak cuz you've figured that's the only record [...]